when i 1st reading this i realli did rotflmafo *rolling on the floor laughing my ass f@#$ken of* lol so i hpe u lyk it as much az i did

1) Tell him Sasuke wants to make out in his closet
2) Cut off his ponytail while he's sleeping and say he's a remarkable resemblence of Sasuke
3) Ask him if he's high
4) Every time he uses his sharingan say in a low voice, "Hypno toaaaadddd..."
5) when he traps you in Mangekyu
Sharingan and you're tied to the cross, suddenly look around and go, "Am I Jesus?"
6) Make up a list of reasons why he could have possibly killed his clan, then follow him all day and ask him every single one
7) Paint happy unicorns in his room
8) Go up to him and say, "Itachiiiiii, come with me to Candy Moutain! Candy Mountain, Itachi! It's a land full of sweets and joy....and joyness."
9) When you are sitting there in total silence next to him, all of a sudden scream really loudly. When he asks you what's wrong you look at him like he's a freak and ask him why he asked that. When he said because you screamed, say, "...Did you forget to take your medicine today?"
10) Call him a girl.
11) Be really quiet then all of a sudden scream, "BURRITOOOOOOO" then grab him and drag him to the Crazy Taco
12) Look at him carefully, moving your head closer to his face, and then back...closer...then back while muttering, "Focusing....focusing..."
13) Every time he says something, play Superstar by Toy-box (if you haven't seen that vid of Itachi with that song, you need to!)
14) Continue to say his name over and over again until he asks what you want, then just stare at him intensley
15) shout, "Itachi! I found your long lost brother!" and hold up a weasle
16) When a ninja comes out to try and attack Itachi, scream like a maniac and run around Itachi in circles
17) Every time you see him, start foaming out the mouth and pass out
18) Complain that you're a big girl and you don't need his protection. When he says fine and starts to walk away, fall on your knees grab his hand and sob your eyes out
19) When he's not looking, slip a kitten into his cloak. Then when he unbuttons it and trying to look all evil, the kitten will pop its head out while meowing and make everyone else die of laughing at him
20) Give him happy pills
21) After the happy pills fade away, talk about how happy he seemed with making out with Kisame while he was on those pills. Then watch him scream and try to burn his lips off
22) Jump on his back randomly and cling to him, refusing to get off
23) when he throws you off, throw a temper tantrum
24) While he's talking to the people he's fighting to, pop up behind him and mock him with facial expressions, making the other people start laughing
25) sing the "Just keep swimming" song to him whenever he looks grumpy (which is all the time)
26) ask him if he has any weed. When he says no scream, "I know you're lying! I mean just look at your eyes, you're high right now!"
27) Glomp him for no reason
28) Pelt him with random objects then start bawling when he confronts you about it
29) When he's sitting down and being totally quiet, take a 10 foot stick and randomly poke him with it
30) Whenever he is about to fight, grab him, clutch his face to your chest and scream, "DON'T EVEN HURT A HAIR ON MY ITACHI-KINS!"
31) Grab his ear and pull him away while saying, "What have I told you about being evil, young man?"
32) During a serious moment when he's running to his opponent, stick your foot out and trip him
33) Grab Sasuke and clutch him to you while looking at Itachi and say, "Sasuke and I are going to make sweet babies together."
34) While he's talking scream, "BOOTY!" for no reason then cry when he gives you a weird look
35) When he gets all dark and quiet, start sobbing and say, "Because of you being so emo, I'm going into the corner and cut myself...BUT THAT'S OK BECAUSE JESUS LOVES ME!"
36) When he's asleep, crawl into his bed and make sure he knows you're there. When he asks why you're in here you say I'm scared and ask if you can sleep in here. He says ok suddenly you kick him out of the bed. When he gets angry you shrug and say, "Hey, I said if I could sleep in here, not you."
37) Act like a total prep
38) When he's being moody come up to him and shout, "LOOK ITACHI! KITTENS!"
39) Poke his nose over and over again
40) Rub lotion on his face and exclaim, "It'll get rid of those nasty wrinkles!"